copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

I did this for the sentence, “I love cream cheese danish.” and it worked. 

(But when I tried, “I sell shoes.” it came back, “buy shoes.” Now that could be confusing.)

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Last Person That:
Slept in your bed besides you? Wesley
Saw you cry?: Wesley
You went to the movies with? Wesley
You went out to dinner with? Wesley, Chris, Courtoney
You talked on the phone to? My dad
Made you laugh? Tumblr

Would You Rather:
Pierce your nose or your tongue? Nose. (Septum)
Be serious or be funny? Both
Drink whole or skimmed milk? skimmed milk 
Die in a fire or drowning? Uhmm…Fire
Spend time with your parent(s) or enemies?  Parents

Are You?:
Simple or complicated? Idk
Straight, gay or bisexual? None
Tall or short? Tall
Right handed or left handed? Right
A lover of music or a lover of books? Used to be books, but music lately.

Do You Prefer?:
Flowers or sweets? Strange plants.
Grey or black? Both
Colour photos or black-and-white photos? Muted color.
Sunrise or sunset? None
M&Ms or Skittles? Definitely none.
Staying up late or waking up early? Both.
Sun or moon? Moon
Winter or Autumn? Autumn
10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? Bestfriends 
Rainy or sunny? Rainy if inside, sunny if going outside.
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla
Vodka or Jack? Vodka

About You:
What time is it? 4:27am
Name? Lindsey
Nicknames? Idk
When is your birthday? November 7th, 1992
What do you want? To dance
How many kids do you want? None or 3
What would you name a girl?: ????
What would you name a boy? Mathew, D’artagnan, and something else I can’t remember.
You want to get married? I don’t care. I’d love a wedding though LOL
What kind of music do you like? Weird things.

Unique:
Nervous habits? Chew my mouth til it bleeds.
Are you double-jointed? No 
Can you roll your tongue? Idk
Can you raise one eyebrow? Yes
Can you cross your eyes? Yes

Random:

Which shoe goes on first?  The ones that’s closest.
Ever thrown something at someone? Yes
On average, how much money do you carry with you? HAHAHAHAHA NONE
What jewelry do you wear? A ring from Wesley. 
Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? Both
Have you ever eaten Spam? Yes
How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? One
Can you cook? Yeasss

Last:
Alcoholic beverage? Razberitas 
Car ride? 7:00pm
Song played? Idr
Person you saw? Wesley, Chris, Courtney
Time you cried? Yesterday
Fight? I don’t remember.

(Source: surveyhaven, via justafatgirlinaskinnyworld)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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